A Hottie of a Sorbet, Ciao Bella

So, why would you eat a sorbet? Why not stick to just Gelato? Gelato is incredible, but it still has that slight milk flavor to it in the aftertaste. But more reason, just to try something new. 

This cannot possibly be sorbet. A double take at the label assures me it is. Did they mispackage this and it's really the gelato? Unbelievable. Really. I did not believe it.

I assure you that Ciao Bella Chocolate is sorbet and the best you will ever have that is store bought, and maybe the best anywhere. The cocoa is so rich and so strong that it tastes like eating a dark chocolate bar itself. There is not the typical watered down chocolate flavor that all the other brands have. I mean all. They all are terrible. This is astounding. You must try this. I can eat the entire thing in a sitting. It is that damn good. Make a pact with yourself to only take a few bites and put it back in the freezer. Otherwise, you are doomed.

What is even worse, is that on Amazon you can order 15lbs of this for $40, and apparently get free shipping on occasion. You don't even have to leave your place to eat it. Order, go to bed, wake up, read a book, go to the bathroom, answer the door, open the package, get a spoon and go back to bed with your 15lbs of almost-as-good-as-sex sorbet.